Peoria Illinoisan

Peoria’s most under-rated golf course was robbed on Sunday afternoon. It is reported that the robber took the money from the cash register, the clerk’s wallet, and his cell phone. I can’t imagine November is the most lucrative time of year to rob a golf course… probably why he took the guys wallet. Hell, there was probably more cash in the old man’s wallet than in the cash register. I doubt too many crackheads read blogs, so I’ve give out a free tip. Next time you rob a golf course, STEAL THE GOLF CLUBS! They’re worth alot more than the November 27 green fees in the register!

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