News Flash! KFC Serves Dead Chickens!
A 19 year old vegan and PETA nutbag didn’t like the name his parents gave him, so he legally changed it to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. Oh, I bet he’s a big hit with the ladies. But hey, I can go along this anti KFC thing. They never seem to have what I want cooked, and the original recipe is greasy as hell. I much prefer Popeye’s Chicken. I hear they only kill free range chickens. Mmmm. I’m getting hungry…
December 31st, 2005 at 6:05 pm
I wonder if people ever choose names of chain foods that they love. Names like “Tommy McRib” (a suitable last name) or Jalapeno Popper (first and last name.)
If my memory holds our very own Peorian, Bloody Mess changed his name legally 20 years ago.
January 1st, 2006 at 2:10 am
I had an order of their Honey BBQ Boneless Wings today. I abotu had an orgasm in my mouth, they were that good.
January 1st, 2006 at 7:27 am
The Honey BBQ is the best. And I only know about 2 people who have had it.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Went to KFC last week for the first time in years. All I wanted was a basic sandwich, so I order this thing called a big crunch sandwich or some such. Ends up being a seeded bun with two little chicken strips covered in a mound of mayo laden shredded lettuce. I was incredibly bummed. All I wanted was a dang sandwich. Do they even make them anymore or was I just doing a poor job at reading the menu?
The main reason I never go to KFC is that I’ve got an INCREDIBLE chicken stand about two blocks from my house called North American Rotisserie.
http://www.narotisserie.com/index.htm
January 3rd, 2006 at 6:43 pm
I don’t like that sandwich, but for different reasons. I’ve been served three strips, and they’re so big that the bun basically falls apart because what’s in it is too much for a bun. The strips are good though, just too much. They do have good fries, which I think are called Potatoe Wedges (haven’t been there in a while.)
KFC’s problem: not car friendly.