Peoria Illinoisan

While listening to the AM, I heard an ad for an ISP.  I wasnt paying particular attention to it until I heard a line towards the end in which they boasted something like this: “We have higher customer service approval ratings than America Online.”

Well if that doesn’t make them the best ISP ever, I don’t what does!

Along the same lines, I thought of some other possible advertising slogans, feel free to add your own:

Peoria.  We’re more business friendly than Chicago. 

The new Internet Explorer 7- less holes than Internet Explorer 6.

I’m Rod Steward and my new album is much less annoying than Barry Manilow’s. 

Here at the Chicago Grill, we make better burgers than McDonald’s!

District 150.  We’re less secretive than Dave Ransburg.

Hi.  I’m Dave Ransburg and I’m less secretive than District 150. (paid for by Citizens for Ransburg)

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