Comments on: Donate Now, Pay Later, or Both? http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:58:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Alolveblofe http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-114864 Alolveblofe Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:12:27 +0000 http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-114864 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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]]> By: peoriaillinoisan http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-856 peoriaillinoisan Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:25:56 +0000 http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-856 Kevin, that's an excellent idea- they should take their collection cans to University & Main. This could open up a whole new revenue stream for the city! BTW, you can have the toilet paper holder, but I want naming rights to the plunger. Kevin, that’s an excellent idea- they should take their collection cans to University & Main. This could open up a whole new revenue stream for the city!

BTW, you can have the toilet paper holder, but I want naming rights to the plunger.

]]> By: Bucket Head http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-855 Bucket Head Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:45:00 +0000 http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-855 These mayors said it best if you understand taxpayer lingo "This is going to be the BIGGEST boondoggle since the RecPlex, O'Brien Field, Grand Prarie, Midtown, Campustown and don't forget what Mayor MaGoof said "it's not about the money" " Turn the lights out - It's time for the taxpayers to leave! These mayors said it best if you understand taxpayer lingo “This is going to be the BIGGEST boondoggle since the RecPlex, O’Brien Field, Grand Prarie, Midtown, Campustown and don’t forget what Mayor MaGoof said “it’s not about the money” ” Turn the lights out - It’s time for the taxpayers to leave!

]]> By: Chef Kevin http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-851 Chef Kevin Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:07:43 +0000 http://peoriaillinoisan.blogpeoria.com/2006/06/27/donate-now-pay-later-or-both/#comment-851 Not that I think I'll see any of them solicting contributions in my East Bluff neighborhood in the near future...... This gives me a thought, though. If I give money now, can I have them sign a legal document that would release me from paying any taxes, fees, etc. that arise from needing extra financial support to sustain it in the future? I know, that is about as ridiculous sounding as past and present mayors strolling the street panhandling for donations. Also, if I give money now, will I get a nice, shiny plaque that would read something like: "This toliet paper holder is provided for you due to a generous donation from Chef Kevin". I'm not a big fan of the museum going on the riverfront. What I am less a fan of is their proposed hours..9 to 5 M-F. Uh...don't most people work and\or are in school then? Being open when a lot people can't go and support them doesn't make sense. I don't know of too many people who would take off work to go to a museum. How about being open to 8 two nights a week and some Saturday and Sunday hours? Not that I think I’ll see any of them solicting contributions in my East Bluff neighborhood in the near future……

This gives me a thought, though. If I give money now, can I have them sign a legal document that would release me from paying any taxes, fees, etc. that arise from needing extra financial support to sustain it in the future? I know, that is about as ridiculous sounding as past and present mayors strolling the street panhandling for donations.

Also, if I give money now, will I get a nice, shiny plaque that would read something like: “This toliet paper holder is provided for you due to a generous donation from Chef Kevin”.

I’m not a big fan of the museum going on the riverfront. What I am less a fan of is their proposed hours..9 to 5 M-F. Uh…don’t most people work and\or are in school then? Being open when a lot people can’t go and support them doesn’t make sense. I don’t know of too many people who would take off work to go to a museum. How about being open to 8 two nights a week and some Saturday and Sunday hours?

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