Black Friday
When Black Friday
comes I’m gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in
it till I satisfy my soul
-Steely Dan
I don’t understand Black Friday. Wake up entirely too early for the pleasure of fighting angry mobs and check-out lines that stretch to the back of the store? No Thanks!
I was awoken early in the morning by my wife: “Hey – I know this is really harsh, but can you help me carry some stuff in the house?”
Me, looking at the clock that says 5:30am: “Huh? You’re joking, right?”
Wife: “Nope.”
Me: “Well, at least find me a robe or I’m going outside naked.”
…after we unload, she gets our daughter and goes back out for round II.
I love you, Honey, but sometimes I think you’re a little crazy.
