Comments on: Garage Sale Junkies

By: diane vespa

diane vespa — Tue, 22 May 2007 02:03:56 +0000

OK, I’ve had it with you guys talking about me!!!

By: PeoriaIllinoisan

PeoriaIllinoisan — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:54:41 +0000

Do you have anything else in the house? That’s a good one.

There was one lady who I swear wanted to hunt through our garage for the good stuff. A garage sale doesn’t mean you can go through my garage, no matter how much junk I have in there that I didn’t have time to sort through. Come back next year.

By: Ms. PH

Ms. PH — Mon, 21 May 2007 20:27:26 +0000

I think the best comments I ever got at a garage sale were:

“Do you have this in a larger size?” What is this, Macy’s? No, I do not have two exact same items of clothing, two different sizes, to sell at my garage sale.

“Do you have anything else in the house?” Oh, yeah, that’s the GOOD stuff. We only sell that stuff to the idiots who ask for it.

By: chef Kevin

chef Kevin — Mon, 21 May 2007 12:06:31 +0000

Yooper -

Next garage sale you have: “Will you take less than this?” “No, I was pricing things out on E-bay for this sale and this was going for $1.00 more than marked. Doesn’t sell at this price, I’ll sell it there.”

By: YOOPER GIRL

YOOPER GIRL — Mon, 21 May 2007 03:38:05 +0000

How about would you take less than what you have marked? Sale price a quarter. That about sums up how my Saturday went.

By: Sued

Sued — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:41:52 +0000

and while I was out doing yard work…
Are you having a garage sale?
No. Does it look like I am having a garage sale?
What was I thinking? I could have sold yard waste~
or “free” to anyone who wants to pick it up!

By: C. J. Summers

C. J. Summers — Sun, 20 May 2007 09:25:47 +0000

“Yes, we did. We were also giving out five-dollar bills for free. Too bad you weren’t here. Anything else you’d like to know if you missed?”