Stewart Copeland: This is unbelievably lame

One of the most hyped tours of the year kicked off a few days ago in Vancouver, Canada with the reunion of The Police. Having not toured in nearly 25 years, they were understandably a bit rusty and slightly out of sync.

This is how Reuter’s reported drummer Stewart Copelands reaction to the first show:

Copeland started the show off on the wrong foot, literally. He tripped as he took to the stage, and then banged his gong at the wrong time so that “the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”

He did not hear Summers’ opening riff to “Message In a Bottle,” and Sting in turn misheard Copeland’s drum intro — “so we are half a bar out of sync with each other. Andy is in Idaho.”

They quickly recovered, but then Sting got his footwork wrong as he leapt into the air to signal the end to a shambolic version of their rat-race rant “Synchronicity II.”

“The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock,” Copeland reported.

“And so it goes, for song after song,” he wrote, with tunes such as “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” and “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” reduced to ruin.

What I find interesting is this review of the same show:

The tour opener came off almost without a hitch, except for “King of Pain,” which sounded strange with Sting singing both lead and chorus, as Summer’s guitar seemed to drown out the vocals. [...] If you’re looking forward to the tour, expect to see all three band members in fine form. [...] The Police haven’t lost their magic touch whatsoever. Sting sounds amazing, Stewart Copeland has a ton of energy, and Andy Summers lets it all hang out on stage in what may be the best concert tour of 2007.

Notice the disparity between overly critical musician and the critic? I find that to be the good, and bad, of arena rock. I’d bet only a handful of fans noticed what Steward Copeland noticed. The crowd probably just jumped around and was happy to see The Police, whether the concert really sucked or not (and I doubt it did). Minor, and sometimes even major mistakes will be forgiven, if even noticed, in a large venue. It is refreshing to see that Stewart Copeland is still concerned about the music because they could be just another relic band on tour for the cash.

In my opinion, arena rock is more about the experience than the actual technical aspects of the music. I haven’t been to a large arena concert in quite some time, nor do I have much of a desire anymore. I guess my priorities have changed over the years. Besides, big name concerts mean traveling to Chicago, getting a hotel room, and paying $50-$200+ per ticket. I think I’ll just wait for the souvenir live album.

Check out the set list from the Vancouver concert; I gotta admit, it’s pretty enticing…

    1. Message in a Bottle
    2. Synchronicity II
    3. Don’t Stand So Close to Me
    4. Voices Inside My Head
    5. When the World Is Running Down, You Make the Best of What’s Still Around
    6. Spirits in the Material World
    7. Driven to Tears
    8. Walking on the Moon
    9. Truth Hits Everybody
    10. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
    11. Wrapped Around Your Finger
    12. The Bed’s Too Big Without You
    13. Murder by Numbers
    14. De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
    15. Invisible Sun
    16. Walking in Your Footsteps
    17. Can’t Stand Losing You
    18. Roxanne
    19. King of Pain
    20. So Lonely
    21. Every Breath You Take
    22. Next to You

If you’re wondering, they’re playing Wrigley Field on July 5. It’s sold out.

10 Responses to “Stewart Copeland: This is unbelievably lame”

  1. mapgirl Says:

    I’m seeing them in Boston at the end of July …. hope I bring a better report.

    I am taking absolutely NO expectations to the show. They will be dots on the faraway stage, but at least we will be in the same zip code. And it will be great to hear the roar of the crowd. You are so right — it’s the experience at a big arena show, not the technical perfection.

    Tonight I’m seeing one of my favorite live acts in a small Nashville club, and I am taking high expectations. Totally different experience.

    Stewart Copeland gets an A in vocabulary / composition. I [heart] him.

    m.

  2. Mazr Says:

    That set list is pretty impressive.

    The Police were a band I thought I was never a big fan of until I got older and realized a lot of their songs are pretty cool.

    “When the World is running down” and “Driven to Tears” are two of my favorites. I could survive without ever hearing “Roxanne” again.

    And Mapgirl is seeing a kick ass show tonight.

  3. Mazr Says:

    You going to the Bodeans?

  4. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    Have a great time, m., I’m sure the show will be awesome.

    Mazr, I was a big fan for a long time, but Sting’s ego really turned me off. I’m slowly appreciating them again.

  5. CP Says:

    One of the worst things about Arena Rock is arena rock. Give me a list of bands that can fill arenas and I’ll be looking at a sheet of paper full of rock dinosaur reunion shows and overrated power ballads. From U2 and Coldplay to Fleetwood Mac and Aerosmith. Put a fork in them – they’re done.

    Now I’m with Mapgirl. I would have done anything to see the Jason & The Scorchers show in Nashville last weekend.

  6. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    Well, I even skipped out on The Who this go round.

    But, as my wife knows, if/when Pete Townshend plays Chicago solo again, we’re going, no matter the price.

  7. mapgirl Says:

    I can’t even say the Scorchers rocked — they transcended what we know of as rock. They played a show of Springsteen-like quantity: 2 sets, 3 hours, about 90 degrees in the club. I think I sweat off 5 pounds.

    That’s it by the numbers … if you want the complete rundown, let me know and I’ll e-mail you the blow-by-blow.

    m.

  8. Conrad Stinnett Says:

    High ticket prices make a lot of shows cost-prohibitive for a lot of potential concert-goers. I paid $60 bucks to see Sting in Peoria a few years back and he gave a lackluster show (He was “Stingk” that night). The Who’s new alvbum is great, but their shows cost way too much. I look forward to seeing Dennis DeYoung in Decatur and Proto Kaw in Kansas City this year. I wish there were some good shows coming to Peoria, but they seem few and far between these days.

  9. CP Says:

    Mapgirl,

    Glad you were able to make the show. Damn I wish I could have pulled it off, but with a newborn on my hands it wasn’t really in the cards. A good friend of mine flew down from Madison for the show and posted a bunch of pics up. Hell you might have even seen or talked to her. Yes, she’d be the one taking pictures one after another all night long.

    Here’s a link to her photos from the show.

    http://youbethemouse.blogspot.com/

  10. CP Says:

    Here’s the ultimate in high ticket prices –

    http://www.livedaily.com/news/Highfalutin_Social_offers_five_bigname_concerts_for_15000-12169.html?t=2

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