Comments on: a golf bag is a man purse

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:39:57 +0000

It seems like you have seen your wife’s purse but that golf bag is nowhere close. Every single person that has picked up my purse has made a comment about how heavy it is. THAT’s a purse.

By: Cory

Cory — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:41:43 +0000

Mapgirl-
One can never be too careful when it comes to contraceptives.

By: PeoriaIllinoisan

PeoriaIllinoisan — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:42:33 +0000

I ate the peanuts.

By: mapgirl

mapgirl — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:28:01 +0000

Um … you didn’t mention the peanuts.

And while I agree with Mrs. PH on most of the contents, I must rebut the whole concept of carrying around contraceptives. She must be an optimist.

By: cgiselle12

cgiselle12 — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:32:03 +0000

Yeah, no, you don’t qualify. You might squeek by if you had a lip product (chap stick, etc) but unless there’s some sort of gloss/stick for lips in it – it ain’t a purse.

By: Cory

Cory — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:34:13 +0000

I bet those cigarettes are going to taste DELICIOUS! Stale cigarettes are one of life’s greatest pleasures, right up there with beer that’s been sitting open overnight.

By: jenjw4

jenjw4 — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:24:36 +0000

The first time I read this I thought “42 t-shirts? How would they all fit?”
Little slow on the uptake today.

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Around the ’shere | Peoria Pundits — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:39:41 +0000

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By: Ms. PH

Ms. PH — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:34:03 +0000

Nope, sorry. To qualify for a real purse, you need to have supplies for every conceivable event in your daily life. Most women’s purses have tolietry items, reading materials, three kinds of pain killers, breath fresheners, a variety of pens, pencils, and crayons, food of some kind, 12 to-do lists, a pound of loose change in the bottom, contraceptives, a first aid kit, a cell phone, and a wallet with all of the other various necessities.

And that’s a woman who doesn’t have children.

You have a long way to go.