As I’ve said before, most of the comments on the Journal Star’s web site are useless rants by citizens who can barely put a legible sentence together, but every once in a while a little nugget appears. This comment appeared in the “You Page” section, where the editors try to find worthwhile comments amongst the drivel.
I think it’s worth reprinting again.
“Well, Citizens, I guess you’ve got me figured out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you placed me in. I’m stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped and always typical. ‘I’m the Lousy Cop.’ Unfortunately, the reverse isn’t true. I can never figure you out. From birth you teach your children that I’m the bogeyman and then are shocked when they learn and identify me with my traditional enemy, the criminal. You raise cain about the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and it’s picking on you. You know all the traffic laws, but you never got one single ticket you deserved. You accuse me of coddling juveniles until I catch your kid doing something. Then it’s badge happy.
“You take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer if you see me having just one cup. You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of interrupting my meal with your troubles. You’ll shout ‘foul’ if you observe me driving too fast to an emergency, but complain to the Peoria Journal Star if I take more than 10 seconds responding to your call. You’re a witty conversationalist, but you bore me stiff with your vast knowledge of law enforcement and what occurred on traffic stops when you weren’t even there. You call it ‘part of my job’ if someone strikes me, but it’s ‘police brutality’ if I strike back. You wouldn’t think of telling your dentist how to pull a decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but you’re always willing to give me pointers on law enforcement.
“Your language and actions towards me would assure a bloody nose from anyone else, but you expect me to take it without batting an eye. You cry, ‘Something has to be done about all this crime,’ but, of course, you can’t be bothered with getting involved — or claim you’ll get a gun and do it yourself and cause yet another murder in our great city of Peoria. You’ve got no use for me at all, but of course, it’s OK if I change a tire for your wife, deliver your child, resuscitate your family member or work overtime to deal with your problems.
“So, Citizens, you stand there on your soap box and rant and rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the book, but never stop for a minute to think that your property, your family, or maybe your life might depend on one thing, me the lousy cop.”