Democratic Party Chairman didn’t get the Party he was hoping for…

Journal Star:

hollibeth_dorner.jpgA Macomb woman who has previously been convicted of felony prostitution in Peoria County was jailed over the weekend for allegedly stealing the McDonough County Democratic Committee’s credit card. Hollibeth Dorner, 27, allegedly stole that card and a personal credit card belonging to McDonough County Democratic Party Chairman Tim Frier on Friday. Police said Dorner was at Frier’s house after the two had been drinking together at a bar. [...] She was sentenced to more than a year in prison for a 2005 felony prostitution case in Peoria County.

Moral of the story: If it seems too good to be true, sometimes it is.

Alternate moral of the story: If you wouldn’t bring this girl home to mama, maybe you shouldn’t take her back to your place.

2nd alternate moral of the story: If you’re a young man in a position with a hope of possibly moving up the political chain, you need to be a bit more careful about who you date.

10 Responses to “Democratic Party Chairman didn’t get the Party he was hoping for…”

  1. Billy Dennis Says:

    This is why automobiles have back seats. This is why I, in my youth, drove a used Plymouth Fury III, a huge hulking boat of a car

    Actually, I drove a Fury III because it was the only car I could afford. I saw no action whatsoever in the backseat of that thing.

    I still miss that car, though, even thought it got about 8 blocks to the gallon.

  2. Grandma's Attic Says:

    Wow, ol’ Hollibeth sure gets around!
    BTW – I think we should all start keeping count of how many of your blogs deal with the topic or subtopic of the workin gals.

  3. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    Yea, I guess I’ve always been fascinated with the seedier side of society. Want to read some really freaky/eye opening stuff about the local scene? If you google her name, you get this “don’t let your wife find this in your browser history” site:

    http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=523644

    And I’ll tell you what, these guys really don’t like Chief Settingsgaard or the Peoria Police Dept.; probably even more-so than even the “Manual 22″ crowd.

  4. jenjw4 Says:

    PI,
    Wow, I clicked on your link and think I’ve lost a little of my innocence… Ick.

    What’s with the moniker, “Mr. Quick”??? That’s not exactly something to brag about!
    Jennifer

  5. Ms. PH Says:

    Holy Crap! That woman is only 27?? Is that in dog years?

  6. raoul duke Says:

    rode hard and put away wet

  7. BeanCounter Says:

    I wish I could say that website scandalized me, but after checking out the personal ads on Peoria’s Craig’s list, not so much. Do people not pay attention in health class; isn’t diseased genitalia enough to put you off of risky sexual behavior?

  8. sage Says:

    Does it cost more for her to put her teeth in

  9. Vonster Says:

    A Democrat consorting with a prostitute? Noooooo! ;-)

  10. Anonymous Says:

    I have one of her 4 children. All who have been taken away because she’s unfit. Put her away! Get her off the streets. She is nothing but trouble. Lock her up and keep her away from me and mine. She has hurt everyone shes come in contact with.

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