True Love Is…

When your wife takes your nasty stinky inflamed athletes infected my weenie ass thinks it needs to be amputated foot and rubs medicinal lotion into it.

More proof that women and stronger than men.

Update: Let me rephrase… When your wife takes care of your sick feet.

Is that better?

25 Responses to “True Love Is…”

  1. katearch1978 Says:

    Wow…at first glance I thought it said that you had an athletes infected weenie! That was an unexpected mental image!!

  2. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    I’m taking extra precautions to make sure that doesn’t happen.

  3. diane vespa Says:

    Uh, yeah. Thanks for the imagery.

  4. postsimian Says:

    Yeah, I had katearch’s interpretation too, mainly because my eyes were skimming through it the first time through:

    *read read read*

    “nasty stinky inflamed athletes infected my weenie”

    WHOA.

    …..*read read*

    “rubs medicinal lotion into it.”

    0_0

  5. diane vespa Says:

    PS. by the way, PI, the oral anti-fungals are much more effective. They can be pricey though if you don’t have pharmaceutical benefits.

  6. Mahkno Says:

    Stinky inflamed weenies? Foot fetish? Oral? What !

  7. Raoul Duke Says:

    It will take great skill and patience on her part to keep the oral stuff from falling out of her mouth while she is applying needed attention to the areas mentioned. I do agree with Diane that oral methods are most effective when done properly. I applaud you Diane for suggesting the oral route, as always we are on the same page. When in doubt start with oral and see how that goes, then and only then move on to rubbing ect.

  8. postsimian Says:

    Raoul… doesn’t it usually start with rubbing, THEN lead to oral?

    ….

    I sense I may have gone too far.

  9. Raoul Duke Says:

    That would be a common rookie mistake, its O.K. we all make em. Try and start with the oral and then go from there, I am sure you will agree that this progression will suit you fine. Perhaps suggest that she go with that regimen for the next week lets say twice daily, and then try a week the other way. Let us know how it works out.

  10. Grandma's Attic Says:

    Tinea pedis (athlete’s foot) should not be confused with tinea cruris (jock itch) or tinea (ringworm). Athlete’s foot is caused by a parasitic fungus and is a communicable disease and can lead to skin infections on other areas of the body, most often under toenails (Onychomycosis) or on the groin (tinea cruris). So tell the wife to be careful with that oral remedy!

  11. postsimianproduct Says:

    Raoul (first off, kudos on the handle… I just finished reading Fear and Loathing a few weeks ago) - Thanks for the help. Your way is *clearly* the best course of action.

  12. vonster Says:

    Women and men are equally strong in different ways. That’s why it takes one of each to properly parent.

    Flames to follow.

  13. postsimian Says:

    *sets Vonster on fire*

    Hey, you said…

  14. vonster Says:

    Reno: would you pick a name?

  15. Raoul Duke Says:

    Why bring parenting into a perfectly wonderful conversation about fungus and oral fetishism, and inflamed weenies needing medicated lotions. Talk about a buzzkill.

  16. vonster Says:

    Sorry, the door was open….

  17. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    I ended up being at Methodist when my little toe swelled up to painful proportions and I couldn’t walk. From a dry skin crack it had become infected. So yes, I am taking oral medication, and when that’s done I will need the rubbing medication for the other issues (not Athlete’s Foot, I was told). To anyone having fantasy’s about this, the oral medication is comprised of a horse pill that gives you the diarrhea . Very sexy indeed!

  18. mortonmalaise Says:

    I hear in the military, they’re told to pee on their feet when they get athlete’s foot, and it’s quite effective.

  19. postsimian Says:

    P.I. - that makes me so hot right now.

    laff @ “the diarrhea”

  20. raoul duke Says:

    Another layer to this perverted onion…….

  21. vonster Says:

    You laugh at disinterry? How liberal.

  22. postsimian Says:

    no, I laugh at the phrase “the diarrhea” because the wording was funny, hence “laff @ ‘the diarrhea’.” Do you need everything spelled out for you?

  23. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    I originally wrote “the shits”, but decided to clean it up and put the word diarrhea in it’s place. Glad at least one person found some humor in my typo. How that could be political I have no idea.

  24. raoul duke Says:

    There is no way when you got married your wife envisioned rubbing medicated ointment into your infected foot while you sat on the john unleashing your bowels. The woman should be nominated for sainthood. A serious gift is in order after you heal up.

  25. postsimian Says:

    Heh, my wife would’ve put the medicine in a squirt bottle, diluted it with water, then sprayed from a distance while holding her nose.

    That reminds me, I really need to buy new shoes.

    EUREKA! Women love shoes. Get her some of those. That could be the gift Raoul Duke suggested: shoe shopping!

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