Comments on: True Love Is…

By: postsimian

postsimian — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:39:59 +0000

Heh, my wife would’ve put the medicine in a squirt bottle, diluted it with water, then sprayed from a distance while holding her nose.

That reminds me, I really need to buy new shoes.

EUREKA! Women love shoes. Get her some of those. That could be the gift Raoul Duke suggested: shoe shopping!

By: raoul duke

raoul duke — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:20:10 +0000

There is no way when you got married your wife envisioned rubbing medicated ointment into your infected foot while you sat on the john unleashing your bowels. The woman should be nominated for sainthood. A serious gift is in order after you heal up.

By: PeoriaIllinoisan

PeoriaIllinoisan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:47:56 +0000

I originally wrote “the shits”, but decided to clean it up and put the word diarrhea in it’s place. Glad at least one person found some humor in my typo. How that could be political I have no idea.

By: postsimian

postsimian — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:19:35 +0000

no, I laugh at the phrase “the diarrhea” because the wording was funny, hence “laff @ ‘the diarrhea’.” Do you need everything spelled out for you?

By: vonster

vonster — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:53:37 +0000

You laugh at disinterry? How liberal.

By: raoul duke

raoul duke — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:54:23 +0000

Another layer to this perverted onion…….

By: postsimian

postsimian — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:34:59 +0000

P.I. – that makes me so hot right now.

laff @ “the diarrhea”

By: mortonmalaise

mortonmalaise — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:27:36 +0000

I hear in the military, they’re told to pee on their feet when they get athlete’s foot, and it’s quite effective.

By: PeoriaIllinoisan

PeoriaIllinoisan — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:00:45 +0000

I ended up being at Methodist when my little toe swelled up to painful proportions and I couldn’t walk. From a dry skin crack it had become infected. So yes, I am taking oral medication, and when that’s done I will need the rubbing medication for the other issues (not Athlete’s Foot, I was told). To anyone having fantasy’s about this, the oral medication is comprised of a horse pill that gives you the diarrhea . Very sexy indeed!

By: vonster

vonster — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:16:47 +0000

Sorry, the door was open….

By: Raoul Duke

Raoul Duke — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:13:57 +0000

Why bring parenting into a perfectly wonderful conversation about fungus and oral fetishism, and inflamed weenies needing medicated lotions. Talk about a buzzkill.

By: vonster

vonster — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:49:42 +0000

Reno: would you pick a name?

By: postsimian

postsimian — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:08:22 +0000

*sets Vonster on fire*

Hey, you said…

By: vonster

vonster — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:50:05 +0000

Women and men are equally strong in different ways. That’s why it takes one of each to properly parent.

Flames to follow.

By: postsimianproduct

postsimianproduct — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:36:22 +0000

Raoul (first off, kudos on the handle… I just finished reading Fear and Loathing a few weeks ago) – Thanks for the help. Your way is *clearly* the best course of action.