The Death of an Idol
I’m not exactly sure why I found this so humorous, and I’m certainly not about to begin to psychoanalyze myself, but I came home from work today and found this in my backyard kiddie pool:
[photo restored]
I’m not exactly sure why I found this so humorous, and I’m certainly not about to begin to psychoanalyze myself, but I came home from work today and found this in my backyard kiddie pool:
[photo restored]
May 30th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
LOL!
I do believe you’re just the teeeniest bit twisted, PI. I like that.
May 30th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Which begs the question: How can a sponge drown?
May 30th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
You’ve been dugg! I thought that was too funny to pass up. Hope your server doesn’t crash!
May 30th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
YOU KILLED SPONGE BOB!!!!
May 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
[...] I must have a twisted mind, but I agree with PI … this is too damn funny! [...]
May 30th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
I think we’ve both been subjected to too many cartoons, PI.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
It’s only strange if you gave it mouth to … er, spore?
May 30th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
I dunno, CJ, but looking at the water level in the pool, he possibly couldn’t suck up any more. Maybe he died from being waterlogged…
May 31st, 2007 at 12:52 am
Ummm … that would be MY server.
Gulp.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:59 am
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May 31st, 2007 at 5:50 am
Kevin, the photo is slightly deceptive. There’s actually a good 12 inches of water in there. I thought about making a YouTube video out of SpongeBob’s lifeless body being blown around the pool in the wind.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:43 am
I am afraid for our neighborhood! Too funny!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:22 am
Now if only you could round up all those Japanese anime characters… their voices drive me nuts.
Of course, then you might get all kinds of superheros converging on your backyard to save their compatriots.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:39 am
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
May 31st, 2007 at 9:08 am
R.I.P. Sponge Bob…
(Rest in Pool)
May 31st, 2007 at 9:33 am
Drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am
Wait…Doesn’t he live in a pineapple under the sea? How the hell did he drown?
May 31st, 2007 at 10:41 am
Not a Sponge Bob fan — this is hilarious!
Too bad you don’t have video on this event — a sure winner for funniest home video!
May 31st, 2007 at 12:29 pm
You all need to watch more cartoons – or have some children – obviously!
SQUIDWARD DID IT! He’s been plotting this for years, y’all! He’s goes postal on Bikini Bottom pretty regularly.
And if you’re thinking, no, it was Plankton! Come on, that dude doesn’t have the strength – all talk, no muscle.
Don’t even say it was Mr. Krabs – having to hire a new employee would cost too much!
Now maybe, just maybe, it was Patrick – he’s stupid enough to have fed Spongebob something that would kill him, that’s for sure.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Your site has been on TotalFark, too.
I’m worried about the server, now.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
PI only has to worry if he comes home tonight and finds his wife is in the pool with a bar of soap…
May 31st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Oh, I bet the neighbors would like that
May 31st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
“I’m here to clean your pineapple.”
“Wait, I don’t even HAVE a pineapple!”
Boom-chikky-bow-boww
May 31st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Rumour has it that SpongeBob was sleeping around and Patrick killed him in a jealous rage.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Damn! Giselle is becoming my fave liberal.
June 1st, 2007 at 6:16 am
Will we see this on CSI?
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:43 am
While PI is killing off SBSP…
Today’s (Sat 6-2) San Diego Tribune reports that Nickelodeon and Marriott will be building a 650 room hotel with a 100,000 sq ft themed water park on 18 acres of what used to be the US Navy’s former boot camp, now called Liberty Station, near downtown and Lindbergh Field. Don’t pack just yet, it won’t open till 2010. Cost = $300 million, which really means $500 million. The headline reads “San Diego to get SpongeBob and first Nickelodeon resort.”
July 28th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
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December 28th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
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April 28th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Wow. i love spongebob i have him all over my room. im 40 , im trying 2 keep him in my pants. he keeps escaping.
May 11th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
er, not a fan of spongebob myself but I wouldn’t go so far as to kill him! You’re bound to be caught by the federal sea police. the murderer always is.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Too cute and funny! lol
June 29th, 2008 at 11:51 am
But who’s going to care for Gary now? (for the uninoculated, his pet snail)
June 30th, 2008 at 8:02 am
I did it.
Victory is Mine!