The Weight of History Grows Heavy.

1906 - Lost World Series

1907 - Won World Series

1908 - Won World Series

1910 - Lost World Series

1918 - Lost World Series

1929 - Lost World Series

1932 - Lost World Series

1935 - Lost World Series

1938 - Lost World Series

1945 - Lost World Series

1984 - Lost National League Championship Series

1989 - Lost National League Divisional Series

1998 - Lost National League Divisional Series

2003 - Lost National League Championship Series

2007 - Lost National League Divisional Series

Ok, so now that our little history lesson is over (did you notice a trend there?) it’s time to end this embarrassment.  It’s now or never.  If we go down this year you might as well write them off for another 100 years because the weight of history will only grow and smother even the most talented of future teams.

That, and Ron Santo will probably slit his wrist.

10 Responses to “The Weight of History Grows Heavy.”

  1. Billie Bob Jolie Says:

    If they make it, I’m putting some money down. I’ve never betted on a sports game before, anyone know how it’s done? *something compels me to look in Cory’s direction*

  2. Billie Bob Jolie Says:

    btw, I know, “betted” should be “bet.”

  3. Cory Says:

    Surprisingly, I’m not a gambler. I play Blackjack on the boat a couple times a year, maybe a NCAA bracket pool, but that’s about it.

  4. postsimian Says:

    Here’s a bet: should they win, Cubs fans will be actually have the nerve to gloat.

  5. postsimian Says:

    …I hate you, grammar.

  6. Santo will live Says:

    Ronnie will be just fine, no wrist slitting. Let’s face it, better off we slide now, before the playoffs.

    PREDICTION - Streak ends TODAY - SATURDAY!

  7. Billy Dennis Says:

    Alberto Soriano his THREE FRIGGIN’ HOME RUNS today.

    Slump over.

    And no doubt Ron Santo would bleed Cubbie blue.

  8. PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    Alfonso. Alberto was a hurricane. Good news, nonetheless.

  9. Billy Dennis Says:

    I knew that. It’s late.

  10. mortonmalaise Says:

    Billy Dennis PPUAN!

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