Peoria Illinoisan

If you missed it, Phil Luciano wrote a hilarious article about a Henry couple who will be the feature on this Saturday’s airing of a show I’ve yet to watch, or even consider watching – My Big Redneck Wedding. This particular wedding featured 30 kegs of beer, a pastor in underwear and a tie, the bride tumbling around in the mud and the groom ending up with a broken leg after a fight which prompted the cancellation of their honeymoon, the loss of his job for three months and the eventual booting from their rental home.

Sounds like a fairly normal and well adjusted couple, right? Get a load of the comments section of the Journal Star (which has now been turned off).

kng: I think there were a few details left out..When u mention Army days you forgot that he went AWOL and met his AWOL buddy while they were in jail..not the army. You also forgot to mention the 4 other children he has and doesnt see or support. As for him never being married before its still debatable if he is even divorced from his first wife. I think they are an embarrassment to Henry and all from there.

The Groom: first of all, k n g aka tiffany, aka popular among the men folk.if i were u, i would worry about your on life. like whos your babies daddy, because we all no its not your hubands.next i do pay 900.00 dollars a month in support and if any one wants to see stop bye and ill show u on my check stubbs. next for yours and anybody elses info i am not still married.only to taran and our savor the lord jesus christ.get over yourselves i have moved on to a much better woman who stole your man because u couldnt keep him.so godbless and may u find a cure for herpies. And Its better being REDNECK anyway!!!

The Bride: Ok… First, I would Like to thank all the people who support us, you should join us at The Landings in Henry for the airing of the show… It was so much fun, and a wedding no one will ever forget. Second, to all of the people who want to say we are an embarrassement, i’m sorry you feel that way, I cant change your oppinion. but im sure you will still tune in and watch it so thanks… and sorry guys, there will be no divorce in our future. Third, to ‘KNG’ its not like we dont know who you are. This is seriously high-school drama… you need to get your facts straight before you want to try and start problems… like i have told you before, stay out of our lives, im sorry you cant get over it after all these years, its time to move on HONEY!!! Im sorry your life consists of you sitting at home trying to find ways to weasle yourself into our business. Its getting old. I won, He is with me. And for everyones piece of mind, yes Jimmy is divorced, he talks to his ex-wife and children a couple times a week (who does receive child support) she is actually going to watch the show herself. And you want to call us an embarrassment to henry… Honey, Thats your title, There is a reason you moved out of Henry, I believe my HUSBAND covered those reasons. So thanks everyone who supports us.. I would do it all over again!!! I love my Husband, He is the greatest.

All I can say is if the show is half as funny as these comments, it’s going to be a real hoot!

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