The dishes didn’t really smell that bad…
{wife, standing next to me as I’m doing the dishes} Phew! The dishes really stink.
{me} I don’t smell anything.
{5 minutes later, me, noticing my own stink after hiking in Robinson Park earlier} I think the smell was me.
{daughter} Your face is red and sweating.
{me} I’ve been sweating all day.
{wife} So why don’t you take off your sweatshirt?
{me} Because I was afraid the stink would really get out there.
{wife} Hello!! D E O D O R A N T ?
